if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
i love sleeping to avoid problems
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.
I made my sim a daredevil and I can’t do anything without it being extreme
When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time