14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

tyleroakley:

So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.

4fagsunderthestars:

I made my sim a daredevil and I can’t do anything without it being extreme

fuckoff-mondays:

When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time